What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I don't like

I like God is love and lives within you.

Maybe leave out

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What did one boob say to the other boob

This isn't going to, hurt.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

You shall not bear false witness.

Lose lips shimk ships.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like religions.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

But this is not

Deuteronomy 17

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Bible.. Hm.?

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Innocent before proven guilty

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Your going to be alright just relax

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?